A new aid to performing bodily functions?

Canscene) — Innovation, we are told is the lifeblood of progress and we should salute those who bring us new ideas to brighten our drab little lives.

Here comes Fish n‘ Flush which Todd Brabender, a publicist in Kansas tells us is “a unique new product whose decorative appeal could turn the bathroom into the most talked about room in the house. Fish n’ Flush is a two piece toilet tank that replaces a standard tank and cleverly contains a fully functioning aquarium.

Alas, my telephone message requesting a picture of this “unique” product remains unanswered. The arrangement is said to be a boon to toilet training, but I wonder if a reversible toilet seat goes with the apparatus because toilet training usually begins with the trainee seated

And in the case of adults, although I don’t have statistical evidence, I figure that as far as males are concerned there must be nearly as many visits to the toilet demanding the seated posture as the standing.

For both men and women then, imagine getting a sudden urge to watch the shimmering guppies, sea horses and goldfish and trying to look behind you.

OUCH!!!!!!!!!!

Was Fish’n Flush invented by a chiropractor?
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One Response to “A new aid to performing bodily functions?”

  1. Bill Says:

    The devil is in the details, eh, Ben? The demo video doesn’t help explain the problem you point out.
    http://www.fish-n-flush.com/fnf-video.html

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